Eating Ramen and Breaking World Records with Jason Momoa

While in town promoting his upcoming film Supergirl, Jason Momoa invites us out for lunch at his favorite spot.

在宣傳即將上映的電影《超少女》期間，傑森·摩莫亞邀請我們去他最喜歡的店吃午餐。

This is a beautiful car.

這輛車真漂亮。

Yeah bro, it's e-car. I made an electric Rolls-Royce, 1929. Look at that.

對啊兄弟，這是電動車。我把一輛 1929 年的勞斯萊斯改裝成電動車。瞧瞧這個。

Oh, my god.

天哪。

I used to live over here.

我以前住在這附近。

Oh, yeah?

喔，真的嗎？

Me and my kids love Tonkotsu. So, they're here with me.

我和我孩子們超愛 Tonkotsu。所以他們今天也跟我一起來了。

All right. You hungry?

好喔。你餓了嗎？

Starving. Let's do it.

餓扁了，走吧。

Let's do it.

開動囉。

All right, round two.

好，第二回合。

This is the best. You have to have this.

這個是最讚的，你一定要吃這個。

Oh, we're getting started straightaway.

喔，我們馬上就開始吃了。

You have to. I love the broccoli.

一定要啊。我愛這綠花椰菜。

And you have to have mayonnaise. That's nice. Pretty good, huh?

而且一定要沾美乃滋。好吃吧。相當不錯，對吧？

Why Tonkotsu?

為什麼選 Tonkotsu？

I just love it, man.

我就是很愛這家，老兄。

Is this like your comfort food away from home?

這算是你在外的家鄉慰藉食物嗎？

Oh yeah, I love ramen. I love Japanese food.

喔對啊，我愛拉麵，我喜歡日本料理。

It's kind of similar to Hawaiian food we had.

這跟我們吃過的夏威夷菜有點像。

I'm Hawaiian, I'll dip it in mayonnaise too. Polynesians, that's what we do.

我是夏威夷人，我也要沾美乃滋。玻里尼西亞人就是這麼吃的。

Is it good?

好吃嗎？

Mhm.

嗯哼。

Didn't we kind of have fried chicken last time? Chicken kara-age with the mayonnaise.

我們上次是不是也吃了炸雞？日式唐揚雞沾美乃滋。

You know?

你知道吧？

It's kind of like a little dippie, and they're as good as dippies though.

這就像個小沾醬，但它們就跟沾醬一樣棒。

Is this like pork cutlet?

這是像炸豬排那樣嗎？

Is this a gravy?

這是肉汁醬嗎？

I think it's curry sauce, no?

我想是咖哩醬，對吧？

Woah! I've never had this. Guys, what is this sauce?

哇！我從沒吃過這個。大家，這醬汁是什麼？

It's hot!

好燙！

How are you eating that with sauce?

你怎麼能沾著醬就直接吃下去？

I got these two things between my legs called balls.

我雙腿之間有兩個叫作蛋蛋的東西啊。

Look, I don't want to get into comparing my balls to Jason Momoa's.

聽著，我可不想把我的膽量（蛋蛋）拿來跟傑森·摩莫亞比。

It just helps it go down better.

這只會讓它更容易吞下去而已。

Cheers, man. Sláinte, mate.

乾杯，老兄。乾杯，兄弟。

Sláinte. Nice, ice-cold Kirin.

乾杯。真棒，冰涼的麒麟啤酒。

It feels weird not to be having a Guinness with you, to be honest.

老實說，沒跟你一起喝健力士感覺怪怪的。

We should go have Guinness after this.

我們等一下應該去喝杯健力士。

Yeah? Okay.

是嗎？好啊。

Can someone please eat this? Wolfie, come here.

有人可以來吃這個嗎？沃爾菲，過來。

Hi, man. Good to see you again.

嗨老兄，很高興又見到你。

Come on in. You've never had this before.

快坐下。你以前從沒吃過這個吧。

It's hot. It's hot.

很燙喔，很燙。

I told you!

我就跟你說吧！

It's good, right? Delicious, right?

很好吃對吧？很美味吧？

A little hot. Really hot. Little hot.

有點燙。真的很燙。有點燙。

So, have you been coming to Tonkotsu forever?

所以你是一直以來都有來 Tonkotsu 嗎？

Forever.

從小到大都是。

Forever? Since I was a little baby.

一直以來？從我還是小嬰兒開始。

What is it that you love about it?

你喜歡它哪一點呢？

It's really tasty.

真的很好吃。

It's really tasty. It's a good answer.

真的很好吃。這回答很棒。

It's super hot.

超級燙。

Damn, that's really good. What is that?

天啊，這真好吃。這是什麼？

I think this is curry sauce, here.

我想這個是咖哩醬。

That's what it is, curry.

沒錯就是那個，咖哩。

Is it pork or chicken? It's chicken. I said so confidently it was pork.

這是豬肉還是雞肉？是雞肉。我剛剛還那麼自信地說是豬肉。

He has an excuse because he's, you know, 17. His balls are still dropping. There's no excuse for you.

他有藉口，因為他才 17 歲，蛋蛋還在發育呢。但你可沒有藉口。

Nice pistol whip, mate.

這話吐槽得真狠啊，老兄。

Oh, my god. Do you have another child?

天哪。你還有另一個小孩嗎？

Can you put this over to Lola? This is what we come for. This is what it's all about.

你能把這個拿給蘿拉嗎？這才是我們來的目的，這才是精華所在。

Finally. Okay, here we go.

終於來了。好，開動囉。

All right?

如何？

Is that pork broth, or is it chicken? I don't want to get it wrong again.

那是豬骨高湯還是雞湯？我可不想再猜錯了。

Hey, did you get to watch the movie?

嘿，你有看那部電影了嗎？

I did. When you come up on the screen, it is such a moment.

我有看。當你出現在銀幕上時，真的是個震撼時刻。

Was that real? Were you, like, on an actual bike?

那是真的嗎？你真的騎在重機上嗎？

Yeah, it was awesome.

對啊，超棒的。

You've been wanting to play this role for...

你一直都很想演這個角色，想了...

Yeah, a long time. Yeah, I love comics, but I never thought you're going to play your childhood comic book.

對，好長一段時間了。我很喜歡漫畫，但從沒想過能演自己童年時看的漫畫角色。

It's basically Jason Momoa. Like, it's your persona. Obviously, less killing.

那基本上就是傑森·摩莫亞本人。就像是你個人的化身一樣。當然，殺人少一點啦。

I mean, I don't know what you do in your personal life, but I assume that you haven't committed capital murder.

我是說，我不知道你私底下都做些什麼，但我猜你應該沒犯下謀殺重罪吧。

No, it's really fun. It's my dream role. Motorcycles, cigar, mayhem, rebel.

不，真的很好玩。這是我夢寐以求的角色。重機、雪茄、大混亂、叛逆。

I was really proud of the girls, too, for them to lead this. There's no way I could be that athletic.

我也為那些女生感到驕傲，由她們來主導這部片。我根本不可能有那麼好的運動身手。

Yeah, kind of pinch yourself, really. I can't believe I'm getting paid for this.

真的會想捏捏自己確認一下。我真不敢相信我演這個還能拿片酬。

Josh couldn't be here today, but there was one advantage of him not being here.

喬許今天沒辦法來，但他沒來有一個好處。

What?

什麼好處？

I had access to the business credit card.

我可以隨意刷公司的公務信用卡。

No one could stop me. I couldn't even stop myself. And I am partial to an eBay bender every now and again.

沒人能阻止我，我連自己都阻止不了。而且我偶爾就是會忍不住在 eBay 上瘋狂大買。

Ooh, I like getting drunk and buying on eBay.

喔，我喜歡喝醉後在 eBay 上買東西。

Yeah? Yeah, I do, too.

真的嗎？對，我也是。

What was your last purchase?

你最近買了什麼？

Well, first thing that I got, a little gift for you.

嗯，我買的第一樣東西，是要給你的小禮物。

All right.

好喔。

I read that you got into beer because of your mom. Your mom worked for a brewery?

我讀到說你愛上啤酒是因為你媽媽。你媽媽以前在釀酒廠工作過？

Yeah, Leinenkugel. Oh, my god. My mom will love this.

對，萊寧庫格爾酒廠。天哪，我媽一定會愛死這個。

This is from Chippewa Falls. Leinenkugel's where she worked for. That's a wonderful gift.

這是奇珀瓦瀑布市出產的。她以前就在萊寧庫格爾工作。這禮物太棒了。

There you go, for the Mom-oa.

送給你，給摩莫亞的媽媽。

Wow.

哇。

Now, last time we were in Hawaii, we ate in Zippy's, probably my favorite fast food meal of all time.

上次我們在夏威夷時吃了吉皮快餐，可能是我有史以來最愛的速食餐了。

Obviously, there was some horrendous floods in Hawaii earlier this year, and you and like your friends and family were involved in a lot of relief effort.

今年稍早夏威夷發生了可怕的洪災，你和你的親朋好友都投入了大量的救災工作。

Did that Zippy's location donate a ton of food? I saw a picture of you, and I was like, I recognize that's where we went with Jason.

那家吉皮分店是不是捐了大量的食物？我看到一張你的照片，心想：我認得出那正是我們跟傑森一起去過的地方。

They're wonderful. They donated it all to the homeless. They're unbelievable.

他們人太好了，全部捐給了無家可歸的人。他們真是令人難以置信地棒。

There was a big storm, and there's a lot of people who need help, and so she was like, "Let's go feed the houseless." We had 200 plates.

那時暴風雨很大，很多人需要幫助，所以她就說：「我們去給無家者送餐吧。」我們準備了兩百份餐點。

And then Zippy's like just covered it, they sponsored it, so it's really cool.

然後吉皮就直接全包了，他們贊助了這一切，真的超酷的。

So, we got to go feed everyone our favorite food.

所以我們就拿自己最愛的食物去分送給大家吃。

I wish Zippy's was everywhere, bro.

兄弟，真希望到處都有吉皮快餐。

All right, dude, round two.

好了老兄，第二回合。

Okay, here we go. Okay.

好，來了。好。

Which one's this one?

這一碗是哪一種？

The spicy version of the Tonkotsu.

豚骨拉麵的辣味版。

Oh, it's spicy.

喔，會辣喔。

Do you like spice?

你喜歡吃辣嗎？

Mhm.

嗯哼。

Good. Oh, that's spicy.

很好。喔，這真辣。

Holy crap.

我的天啊。

That's going to hurt coming out.

排出來的時候一定會很痛苦。

Oh, I need to knock it off. Yeah. Wait a sec.

噢，我得停一下。對。等一下。

You got to get...

你必須...

That's got some spice. It's sneaking up.

這真的有點辣，後勁上來了。

Seriously hot.

真的很辣。

That's the one thing I won't do.

那是我唯一絕對不上的節目。

What?

什麼？

Hot Ones.

《辣翼訪談》（Hot Ones）。

Oh, you'd be great on Hot Ones. No?

喔，你上《辣翼訪談》一定會超棒的。不想嗎？

I got tiny balls for that. I ain't doing it.

遇到那個我膽子就小了。我才不要去。

Jason, if you can handle this, you can handle any hot sauce.

傑森，如果你能搞定這個，任何辣醬都難不倒你的。

I don't know how Sean does it either.

我也不知道尚恩到底怎麼辦到的。

Yeah, he has to be cheating.

對啊，他一定有作弊。

Like, it's insane. Now, you're famous for loving Guinness. Have you broken any Guinness World Records?

真的太狂了。話說，你愛喝健力士是出了名的。你有打破過任何金氏世界紀錄嗎？

I don't think so.

應該沒有。

Do you want to break one today?

你今天想破一個紀錄嗎？

Yeah, if they give me a Guinness World Record.

好啊，如果他們願意頒給我金氏世界紀錄的話。

I don't know whether you remember, last time in Hawaii, you and I Lady and the Tramp-ed a Spam musubi.

我不知道你記不記得，上次在夏威夷，我們兩個像《小姐與流氓》那樣共吃一個斯帕姆飯糰。

Yeah.

記得啊。

I asked in the kitchen whether they could make a 3-meter-long piece of ramen. You want to do it?

我問了廚房能不能做出一條三公尺長的拉麵。你想挑戰看看嗎？

Um, yeah. I'm down to try.

呃，好啊，我願意試試。

Okay. We spoke to Guinness beforehand, they said that it only counts if you eat the whole noodle and meet in the middle.

好。我們事先詢問過金氏紀錄官方，他們說只有把整根麵條都吃完、並在中間碰頭才算數。

And meet in the middle?

還要碰在中間？

Yeah.

對。

All right. I love how you told us this after we had the two bowls of ramen.

好吧。我真服了你，竟然在我們吃了兩碗拉麵之後才跟我們講這件事。

Okay, here it is. So, it's a single noodle.

好，來了。這是一整條單獨的麵條。

Okay.

好。

Right. Ready?

好。準備好了嗎？

It's quite hot.

還滿燙的耶。

Fuck, yeah!

太棒了，爽啦！

Put it in the Guinness Book of World Records, baby! Hell, yeah!

寶貝，快寫進金氏世界紀錄裡！太爽啦！

So glad my kids are here to see that.

真高興我孩子們在這裡親眼見證了這一切。

You're finally enough.

你總算達標了。

You can do anything, kids. You just got to believe in yourself.

孩子們，你們什麼都做得到。你們只需要相信自己。