Modern Family - Wedding Venue & Luke's Dance Class
本影片包含《摩登家庭》的兩個精采片段。第一段是卡姆與米奇在挑選婚禮場地時，為了殺價卻意外被別人搶先預訂的故事；第二段則是菲爾送路克去上舞蹈課後，路克氣炸控訴父親欺騙，隨後菲爾更因女兒未繳的違停罰單而意外遭到警察逮捕的搞笑情節。
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문장을 클릭하면 해당 문장이 시작되는 지점부터 재생되고, 문장 속 단어를 클릭하면 뜻이 표시됩니다.
預訂婚禮場地
I pinky promise that we'll be home in time for Baby Joe's party.
我打勾勾保證，我們一定會趕回家參加喬寶貝的派對。
Mm, I am. I'm touching it to the phone.
嗯，我有，我正拿著手指碰手機呢。
Yeah, and... What if I kiss it?
好，那...如果我親一下呢？
Okay. Okay. Little girls, so excitable.
好，好。小女生，真容易興奮。
I was wishing they had a gazebo, and then they did!
我剛才還希望他們有個涼亭，結果還真的有！
Ever since I was a little boy, I have dreamed, dreamed of getting married in a place exactly like this.
從小時候開始，我就夢想、夢想著能在像這樣的地方舉辦婚禮。
So, what date were you looking at?
那麼，二位打算預訂哪一個日期？
March 28th. That's the anniversary of our first date.
三月二十八號。那是我們第一次約會的紀念日。
Oh, wait. Um, is this price per person?
等一下，嗯，這個價格是按人頭算的嗎？
Yes, excluding alcohol, cake, and music.
是的，不包含酒水、蛋糕和音樂。
What's that, the Mennonite package?
那是怎樣，門諾派苦行方案嗎？
I think you'll find our prices are competitive.
相信您會發現我們的價格很有競爭力。
Well, I'm ready to commit.
嗯，我準備好簽約了。
Cam. Cam. I'm sorry. Can—can we have a moment, please?
卡姆、卡姆。不好意思，能—能不能給我們私下聊一下？
Okay, well... Let's hope he's not having any last-minute jitters.
好的，嗯...希望他不是臨陣反悔臨場緊張。
You're not having last-minute jitters, are you?
你不是在臨陣退縮吧？
No. No, but it's a really large deposit, and I want to make sure that we're absolutely certain about this place.
不是，但訂金非常貴，我想確保我們對這個地方百分之百確定。
Well, I'm certain. And we've looked at every possible venue, and Pepper was by far the least snarky about this one.
我很確定啊。而且我們把所有能看的場地都看遍了，佩珀對這家的評價是目前最不刻薄的了。
Well, that's true. He doesn't throw the word "adequate" around lightly.
這倒也是，他可不會輕易用「還可以」這個詞來誇獎人。
Okay, okay, so it's this place!
好，好，那就選這裡了！
Okay, stop being so excited, all right? We might be able to get the price down a little bit.
好，你先別表現得這麼興奮好嗎？我們說不定能殺點價。
Okay, poker face. Poker face.
好，擺出撲克臉，撲克臉。
And work on your poker voice.
還有壓低你的語氣，別漏餡。
So, we do like it. We're just not sure that we love it.
這個嘛，我們確實蠻喜歡的，但還不確定有沒有到非常愛的程度。
Yeah, we're not sure we love it.
對，我們不確定有很愛。
Oh, that's a relief. Because someone just called, the room is booked.
噢，那太好了。因為剛才有人打電話來，這間廳已經被預訂了。
What? No, no, no. Okay, wait, are you playing hardball? Because we're playing hardball, too! We love it!
什麼？不不不。等等，你在跟我玩硬派談判嗎？我們也很懂談判的好嗎！我們超愛這裡的！
Sorry. A young lady planning a Sweet 16 just booked your date.
抱歉，一位在籌備16歲成年禮的少女剛好訂走了你們要的日期。
After that, we don't have another opening for... two months.
在那之後，我們下一次有空檔要等...兩個月後了。
No. No, it has to be on our anniversary.
不行，一定要在我們的紀念日那天。
Wait, did Tracy McCoy book this room? Tracy McCoy's a student of mine.
等等，是崔西麥考伊訂的嗎？崔西麥考伊是我的學生欸。
Okay... I may have a plan.
好...我可能有一個計畫了。
I am not having a wedding / Hunger Games-themed Sweet 16 party— Oh, you're tapping your fingers. You really do have a plan.
我才不要辦一場結合飢餓遊戲主題16歲派對的婚禮—喔，你在叩手指了，你還真的有計畫。
跳舞課後的抱怨
Well, somebody smells good. What perfume is that?
哇，有人身上很香喔。這是什麼香水？
Every perfume! 20 of the sweatiest, geekiest girls God ever fouled this planet with!
每一種香水！上帝用來污染這個地球、最愛流汗又最宅的20個女生！
And just me, dancing with all of them! During the Charleston, my hair got caught in one of their headgear!
只有我一個男的跟她們所有人跳舞！跳查爾斯頓舞的時候，我的頭髮還卡在其中一人的頭飾裡！
Wow! Charleston on the first date!
哇！第一次約會就跳查爾斯頓舞！
Last date! Just because you're a dancer doesn't mean I have to be one, too! Cha-cha-cha! Damn it!
是最後一次約會！不能因為你自己是舞蹈家，就代表我也得當一個！恰恰恰！可惡！
I'm never going to fall for one of your lies again! Just take me to autopsy camp!
我再也不會相信你的謊言了！直接帶我去驗屍夏令營啦！
Oh, shoot. Am I going to get a ticket?
噢，糟糕。我是要被開罰單了嗎？
If there's any justice, it'll be a big one! 2, 3, and 4! Damn it!
要是這世界有正義，最好開大張一點！二、三、四！可惡！
License and registration, please.
請出示駕照和行照。
Absolutely. There you are.
沒問題，拿去。
You know one of your taillights is out?
你知道你有一盞尾燈壞掉了嗎？
No, I did not. What a ding-dong!
不知道欸，我真是個笨蛋！
Wait right here.
在車上等著。
Will do. We'll be right here.
好的，我們會在這邊等。
This is what you get for lying to me.
這就是你對我撒謊的報應。
What choice did I have? You used to be up for anything, now no matter what I suggest, it's "no, no, no."
不然我有什麼選擇？你以前對什麼事都躍躍欲試，現在不管我提議什麼，你都是「不要、不要、不要」。
It's called growing up and having your own interests, like the minister's daughter in your precious Footloose.
這叫作長大，還有擁有自己的興趣，就像你最愛的《渾身是勁》裡牧師的女兒一樣。
Wow. Using my own movie against me. Let's hear it for the boy.
哇，居然用我最愛的電影反駁我。真是服了你了，小子。
Please step out of the car.
請下車。
Oh, I believe you about the taillight, I...
噢，我相信你說尾燈壞了的事，我...
Out of the car.
請離開車輛。
Okay. I'm sorry, but I have to place you under arrest.
好。很抱歉，我必須依法逮捕你。
Wait, what?
等等，什麼？
A car registered to you has accumulated 18 unpaid parking violations, all on Campus Drive.
登記在你名下的一台車累積了18張未繳的違規停車罰單，全都在校園大道上。
Oh, my god, those are my daughter's tickets!
天啊，那些是我女兒的罰單！
He's got an answer for everything.
他什麼事都有藉口。
I got to take you down to the station house. You can ride up front with me.
我得帶你回警局一趟，你可以跟我一起坐在前座。
Seriously? Can't I just pay you for them now?
認真嗎？我不能現在直接把罰款繳給你嗎？
At the station house, sir.
到警局再處理，先生。
Can we at least not drive by Middle-earth Comics and Trampoline World? People look up to me in this town!
那我們至少能不能別開過中土漫畫店和彈跳床世界？鎮上的人都很尊敬我的欸！